10 Signs You're A New Mom

Thursday, February 13, 2014

1. You've been in the same pair of sweatpants all week. (#LivingLarge)
2. The number of photos on your phone has just quadrupled. 
3. You have no idea what time of day it is, but you still want to nap.
 
4. You talk about poop on a daily, if not hourly, basis.
5. You're suddenly referring to your spouse as "daddy," and it's not real sexy.
 
6. Your idea of movie night is staring at your baby for hours and hours.
7. You use the word "cute" and "adorable" an ungodly amount of times per day.
8. You're now a master at the art of whispering and tip-toeing and pacifier-losing.
9. The words "leakage" and "my cup runneth over" have taken on entirely new meanings.
10. You've realized that the only person you really trust with the baby is your mom. (Sorry, hubs.)


16 comments:

Kaysie said...

:)

Amy said...

well, i'm not a new mom, but i've definitely wore the same pair of sweats for a week before. crap ;)

Heather said...

I'm 7 weeks in...and let me tell you, number 10 is still true. And I just had to unclench a little and send her to daycare.

Whitney Alison said...

Hahaha this list brings back sooooo many memories.

Miki {Becoming What I Always Was} said...

ha ha ha ha! That's a great list. A baby on my boob is one of my biggest fears.

Sarah @ Life, Love & Dinner said...

hahaha #10

Kayla MKOY said...

Bahah, love the mean girl gif, too perfect! So glad you're enjoying this time!!

Alyx said...

Yes. to every. single. one of these.

Bailey@Lost&Found said...

my baby is 3 months old and most of these still apply. I still often wonder when i'll wear anything other than sweats and leggings, LOL

Amanda said...

I am reeeeeally hoping to avoid that whole "daddy" thing, but I'm thinking it might be inevitable.

Ashley @ ThisUnscriptedLife said...

Yep! All of these are true. My daughter is 4 months old and I still live in my pajamas.
#6 applies to my husband too lol. After we put her to bed we often end up in the living room watching her sleep on the video monitor. There is no greater entertainment =)

Nicole said...

I've learned that my floor has a lot of spots where it creaks when you walk! i never noticed them before, but I sure do now!

Emily said...

I would add 11 to this list - you rarely wear a shirt/bra unless there is company coming or you are required to leave the house.

Purple Ivy said...

hhaha, these sure made me laugh. The last bit ouch to the hubbys but so true.

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Shane Prather said...

Haha I love this! Looks like I've got lots to look forward to :)

Holly said...

Too funny :) Love the new layout!