I'm officially an oversize Orca whale willing and ready to do whatever it takes to get this little nugget out of me. (That kinda sounded like I was talking about passing a kidney stone, didn't it?)
The last two days have consisted of long walks, pineapple, bouncing on a fitness orb (as G-money calls it), jumping jacks, and other (ahem) physical activities that have been said to help speed up the labor process. (This blog is all about over sharing, yes? Yes.)
Grahm says I'm not allowed to ground our baby while she's in utero, so I guess I can only wait till she decides to make her grand entrance. But while I'm as uncomfortable as walrus with a wedgie, I'm going to give you a day in the life of a woman past her due date via GIFs.
Your due date arrives, and you're like this:
Ten minutes later:
and definitely this: