an announcement

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Here at the Roach house, we (ahem, me) firmly believe in updating you with all the nuances of our lives. (Apparently I think we're much more riveting than we actually are.) Whether you want them or not, these fun facts are coming your way faster than a hawk on a tit mouse.

We have reached another marriage milestone, my friends. This one is even better than the time we beat Kim Kardashian.

For the first time in Roach history,
Grahm, my little kumquat of love, weighs...

...which is now LESS than his beloved, oh-so-pregnant wife.

Now that this has finally happened and my ego actually survived, I plan on busting loose and letting the good times roll. (Grahm is one lucky, lucky guy.) After all, it can't get much worse from here, can it? (Answer? Yes. Yes, it most certainly can.)

If you'll excuse me, I'll be in the fridge.

25 comments:

Erin said...

I'll be in the fridge too and I'm not pregnant so don't you even worry.

Helene in Between said...

hahahaha this is hilarious. and you're pregnant. so you should weigh whatever you want!

Steph G said...

You're pregnant so at least you have an excuse :)

Treasure Tromp said...

ha! I can't wait to "be in the fridge" when I'm pregnant :)

Jay T said...

I'm sure everybody tells you this but you still look beautiful!!! Be in the fridge allllll you want.

k8te said...

this is adorable, love it! :)

Sami said...

LOL. You're adorable. Eat all you want for you and that pretty little nugget in your belly!

Amy said...

you eat to your hearts content little lady! :)
you're gorgeous pregnant - seriously!
and sheesh 140 - that's like my goal GOAL weight hahaha

Pamela said...

haha love this!! Yall are adorable! Girl you eat your little heart out for you & that baby! :)

Emily said...

We all know you'll be rocking that Mama bod so relish this. Eat all that fridge food. I'm doing it over here for you, too!

Lins - Domesticated Working Woman said...

I think I've given up on watching what I eat (to an extent) because I'm still gaining!

Julie Joy said...

Haha! This is too funny! At least it's only because your pregnant! You look fabulous pregnant regardless of the the number ono the scale! :)

Kalen said...

Hilarious! He's such a skinny mini, even his belt doesn't seem to be useful :)

Whitney Alison said...

I think I got up to like....175+ which was definitely more than JJ weighed back then. However I got the last laugh, because I went back to my pre-preggo weight, and the other day Boomer rubbed his tummy and said he looked preg-a-net!

Sarah said...

I too weighed more than Micah when I was pregnant. Even though you know you are pregnant and it shouldn't matter, it still kind of does, doesn't it?

Jena said...

Yesterday when I was whining about my weight, DH said, "well, you still weigh less than me." Well, dang, that's good since he outweighed me by 60lbs!

Lauren said...

oh, how I LOATHED the day this happened to me/us, too.

the good news is - you'll have a really, really, really cute baby and it'll all go away :) xoxo

Jana Tolman said...

Haha! Oh my goodness. I remember when we hit that milestone. I cried and cried. Then I ate some cake and cried some more because that was going to make me more fat. I feel your pain, girl!

Chris Carper said...

I love the saying "hawk on a tit mouse" pretty clever whoever made that one up.

The Lady Okie said...

Gooooo, Thunder!!! haha. you are hilarious. and cute.

Ashley Robyn said...

Oh my gosh. I love this so much. I can only hope I carry my sweet babies later in life like you are carrying that sweet baby girl. You look amazing lady.

Kalyn V said...

Hahahaha Derek and I are always skirting close to each others weights, and I'm not even pregnant (I claim it's muscle!) so go be in the fridge all you want!

Whitney H said...

Oh my gosh, I think my husband could cry if he knew that yours weighed 140 lbs! He's so down about being at 190! And girl, you are allowed to weigh more: remember there are TWO people there, not just one! haha

Kelsey Eaton said...

Your sayings...hahaha

lori said...

haha so funny! i'm glad that my husband is a beefy, tall one so that i didnt have to worry about surpassing his weight. but its SO awesome when they bring in the scale after you have your baby (which is like a huge, fork lift size btw) and you lose like 12 lbs in a day. lol