Hello, November. Can you be a little more fallish for me? I have a scarf collection any gay man would swoon over, yet I've had zippo chances to wear them. Tragedy.
Hello, No Shave Novemeber. (Bwhah. Sorry, Grahm!)
Goodbye, Halloween and Tom Hanks' themed costumes and stuffing our faces with ungodly amounts of candy. It's okay, fun size (ahem, bite size) doesn't count. Also, I'm pregnant so don't deny me my Almond Joys unless you want me to open a maternal can of whoop-buns.
Hello, my favorite holiday. Family and food and traditional Black Friday shopping. Pumpkin pie and stretchy pants, which is perfect since I'm constantly wearing yoga pants anyway. It's like this day was made for pregnant women. Get in my belly (the food not the baby, since she already is).