1. I loathe chevron. Yeah, yeah. You were cute with your stripey goodness for about five minutes, but really? Why do you want something in your house that everyone and their Pinterest-poppin' mother has? If I see one more set of mustard-colored chevron curtains, I will lose my marbles. I just don't understand the obsession.
2. I really like lists, which you might have gathered from the format of this blog post. I may be checking you off later, so check yourself before my pink highlighter wrecks yourself.
3. I don't like dogs. If you've been around the ol' blog, you probably already know this. I get it, kinda. For the most part, they're cute and cuddly. But where is the return value, my friends? They shed. They poop. They bark. They need attention. Grahm could argue that I do all of these things as well, I suppose... but yes. I will be one of those stone cold mothers who deprives her children of any puppies.
4. My favorite movie of all time is Forest Gump. Seriously. It makes me laugh; it makes me cry; it makes me want to eat a box of chocolates. Last year for Halloween, Grahm and I went as Lieutenant Dan and Forest. It was sorta epic. Try to top that with this big ol' preggo belly is gonna be a tough one, folks. Suggestions welcome.