Husband Takeover

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Grahmsterdoodle here.

Jena made the classic blunder of leaving her computer open, so I took this opportunity to do the meanest thing I could... write on it. Mwhahaha. You may not be aware that I'm aware that I'm the subject of many of these blog posts, and I thought it'd be nice to turn the tables on her and give you some perspective on the ol' ball and chain.

1. Jena has a ridiculously good lookin' husband. I mean this picture kinda says it all.
2. Jena farts way more than her body weight indicates. Let's just say if it was an Olympic sport, my wife would take the gold. Move over, Michael Phelps.

3. Jena has ridiculous nicknames for just about everything, including me. If you don't take the nicknames Booger Buns, Pumpkin Butt, or Snuggle Panda as terms of endearment, then you probably should steer clear of my crazy wife.

4. She has the coldest toes of anyone I've ever met, not that I'm in the habit of touching people's toes... but this is serious. It's 105 degrees in San Antonio and somehow her toes are still icicles. This may not be significant to anyone but me, but when you share a bed with her every night it's kind of a big deal.

5. She's insanely good at Boggle. If you ever want to feel bad about yourself, play Jena in this game. Seriously. My ego is still in therapy. 
 
6. But seriously guys, Jena's the prettiest woman I've ever met, and I've met a lot of women. She's definitely the most beautiful pregnant woman I've ever met, and she is going to be the world's best mother.

Thanks for reading my wife's blog!!

43 comments:

A Thousand Words said...

Um this was the cutest thing I have ever read!

Meg Cady said...

Awe precious... and hysterical... not an easy task Mr. (insert crazy Jena name here).

Ashley Wright said...

Love this!

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Gig-ee said...

Well done, Grahmster!

Nicole said...

Awwww, too cute!

Lauren said...

Too sweet. You guys are adorable.

Whitney H said...

Aw Mr. Pumpkin Butt, how cute!!

Erin LFF said...

Love ittt! Good job Grahamsterdoodle! I would like to argue that I could beat Jena in a coldest toes competition though.. My husband can vouch for that as well!!

Sarah said...

Love this post! So great :)

Cindy Huynh said...

LOL this was fun. You should take over the blog more often.

Kerrie Williams said...

Love it! Good job Graham :)

Amy said...

gah, that is SO SWEET!
He should definitely take over more often!

Kayla Peveler said...

Love the nicknames, Jena...you're adorable. I have to say though as well, Caleb ALWAYS complains about my cold toes at night! Hilarious, it must be a woman thing?!

KatyK said...

This is very sweet! You guys are adorable and I can relate to the cold feet thing.

Emily Carnes said...

Seriously, this is awesome! You and Jena definitely belong together. :) ...and, surprisingly enough--you're not the only one who gets called Booger Buns. That's what I call my husband, too!

Emily Carnes said...

Y'all are both just so funny! Do your friends just laugh constantly when you see them? I love this--although Jena may kill you for the farting thing. haha

...and, would you believe I call MY husband Booger Buns? haha-y'all may need to have a therapy session together :)

Krista said...

this is ADORABLE! you are both so cute!

CoastWithMe said...

This is way too cute! You're a lucky guy Grahmsterdoodle! Take good care of our Jena! P.S. Jena have you read this fart story....it's the funniest thing ever. I know you'll love it lol. http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny

Annabelle said...

Sweetness!

Megan D said...

Haha! How fun it this! And so sweet too!

Momma J said...

This is great! I am a new follower of your blog and I have to say I think I have laughed at every post I've read. You guys are so cute and I could totally imagine Jena being just like Kate in How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days. :)

Amanda Bumgarner said...

I can tell from this post and other comments that I'm not the only one with cold feet! I think it's a woman thing. Cute post!

Allison said...

We must be on the same wavelength or something because my husband wrote my blog post for today too. Haha. So funny. Love the ridiculous nicknames! :)

Helene in Between said...

OMG i could not love this more. you guys are too perfect together.

Elle Vee said...

Nice work Grahmsterdoodle!

Kim Matheson said...

"But seriously guys, Jena's the prettiest woman I've ever met, and I've met a lot of women. She's definitely the most beautiful pregnant woman I've ever met, and she is going to be the world's best mother."

You are wonderful. This post MAY have made my day. :) You folks are great together - so psyched that you are so happy. :)

Brandy said...

This is the cutest post in the world!
And I just wanna say, my toes are almost always icicles too. Freaks my hubs (& even me) out sometimes. Like, they shouldn't always be that cold. O.o lol

Kara said...

It's good to hear from the "Grahmsterdoodle," and I'm very much pleased that you're every bit as witty as your hilarious wife.

Also, the ending of this post = absolute sweet perfection.

Robin said...

This is so sweet!! :)

Kelli Herrington said...

This is the sweetest post ever its so cute!

Kathy B said...

Can someone turn the air con up in here?! My heart just melted.

Xx

Noelle said...

Grahmsterdoodle is the sweetest ever. Way to go Jena!

Ashley said...

I just found you from your button on Katie Did What... i've been creepily reading your archives and cracking up at your jokes! you seem like such a sweet girl, glad to have found your blog!!

Becky said...

Aww I love this!! :)

Paige Brown said...

cute :) He's almost as funny as you! ;)

Becca Moss said...

This is too cute for words! Y'all are prefect for each other - love this!

julia rose. said...

alright, heart officially swooning. ya'll are ridiculous together and i love every bit of it.
now... how can we clone the grahmster??

Mason's Mama said...

Love this!

Melissa Knott said...

This made me smile. He's a keeper!

Katie said...

This is the most adorable post ever!

Lindsey said...

VOMIT. Just kidding. This is adorable. I don't think my husband could figure out how to post on my blog, so way to go Graham!