Over a year of blogging and I'm finally figuring these shenanigans out. Scratch that. My sweet friend, Kristen, is figuring it all out for me. Thanks to her patience with my tedious demands ("Is there an extra space there?" and "Can you move it all to the left-hand side?"), my little blog had a glorious face lift. (When my crotch biscuits are all saggy and draggy, I'm gonna wish an actual face lift was this easy.)
Seriously though, Kristen is a God-send for blonde bimbos like me who think HTML is the equivalent to Star Trek lingo. (Is it Cling On? See, I don't even know.) I wanted the ol' blog to get prettied up, and this fine lady made all my dreams come true. (OK, that's a lie. She didn't have Ryan Gosling hand deliver my new blog on a platter of cupcakes. Darn it.) Go check her out (here) and have her beautify your little web site. Your buns will be glad you did.
Finally, I have a button. Hit me (not really, I bruise like a prune) up if you wanna swap, and I will give you the test to see if you qualify... (You do.)