May the Fourth be with you...

Friday, May 4, 2012

Dear Friday, thank the good Lord you're here. This week has creeped by slower than how fast I can run three miles these days. I plan on doing a lot of reading and laying out this weekend. Time to get my pastey Orka whale self into summer condition. Blonde albinos ain't cute.

Dear Pottery Barn, I'm boycotting you. Okay, we both know Hugh Jackman with cheescake probably couldn't pull me away from my obsession with you... but I am a little livid. I love this table. It's beautiful and perfect for my living room. I finally convinced my frugal husband to buy it. Much to my chagrin, you don't have it in this color! Apparently you never did. Then what's with the picture? I thought false advertising was only when I wear my water bra, but boy was I wrong. Do me a favor and update your website, cause now I got a bad case of the furniture blues. Will I ever find a coffee table? Wah.
Dear Ken Follet, I don't know why but I'm obsessed with your book, Pillars of the Earth. You made me cry within the first 100 pages. Granted, I probably wouldn't have teared up like a blubbering dorkwad any other time this month... (only girls will get that joke). Seriously though, I would love to write like you.

Dear In Time, holy balls. I definitely didn't turn my TV off "in time." You had such a cool idea and yet, I felt like my eyes were bleeding the whole time. Pointless, man. Justin Timerblake, can you just stick with what we all love you for? Bring sexy back by returning to the studios and recording us an overdue album.  No one wants to see your stale, crusty-crusty acting.

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13 comments:

Sar said...

You take back your JT blasphemy now or else!

Kaili Clark said...

I definetely agree with the "In Time" post. Horrible movie. Just horrible.

Lauren said...

seriously, why would Pottery Barn advertise a table that wasn't even available...so frustrating!

Courtney B said...

Can I come layout with you?? Ha ha, this girl is in serious need of some sun!

Carlie said...

Dang that stinks about the table! Hopefully you'll find one like it soon!

Jamie said...

Water bra! Funny.

Tanya said...

That really sucks that they don't carry that color! I hate it when stores do things like that. Also, I love your blog name! It is super cute and creative.

Kristen Danielle said...

Haha. I really liked "In time"!!! But, I agree... he needs to go back to making music!! Have a great weekend!

Amy K said...

I love your blog. I think we should follow each other - http://amyklundt.blogspot.com/.

Much Love.

Nicole @My Thrafty Life said...

I would be okay with JT just being an underwear model if he doesn't want to sing anymore. His acting is just awful.

Lauren said...

I loved Pillars of the Earth. Next you'll have to read World Without End - a sequel to the book. There was lots of laughter, tears, and cheering coming from this lady! :)

Kell said...

This week has been the slowest of my life. But I know next week will be worse. And now I find myself saying 'crusty crusty balls'.. and I don't know why.

Second Hand Rose said...

Lovely Friday letters as usual! I hate when the week goes by slowly and false advertising is the worst! I hope you have a lovely weekend reading and sunbathing! XxxX http://thesecondhandrose.blogspot.co.uk/