Nose Rape

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Does your husband do weird things to you? 
Okay, that was a weird sentence. Let me try again.

Do you and your husband have bizarre little games you play? (Is it bad that I always win our farting competitions?) Grahm and I like to try our snozzes at a family friendly game of nose rape (a lovely name, yes?). 

My husband, God love him, was blessed with some mammoth nostrils. Honkers, man. I swear you could fit an entire third-world country up in those badmamajammas. (That's where Osama should have camped out. Probably would have ended better for him.) Don't worry, Grahm doesn't look like a gorilla (unless you're a strange duck and think gorillas are stinkin' adorable). His nose isn't exactly giving me a bird's eye view on his brain. When he flares them (a task I've never been able to have, I always just look really confused), however, look out.

Because of this, he likes to try to put my nose in his nose. (Are you judging us yet?)

Sometimes we'll be sitting on the couch, my head is oh so innocently on his chest... and before I know it, he's trying to force my nose up his giant honker.

It's disgusting, yes.
But somehow hilarious? I always lose.


16 comments:

Jenna said...

Haha, I think we all have crazy games like this - although I must admit that yours may just take the cake ;) I LOVE picking my bf's split ends (yes he has split ends), weird - yes, OCD, yes - do I care no!

Jes said...

we have really crazy games too but i don't really know if it compares to the two of yours! :)

Lauren said...

whatever keeps you two entertained... ;) haha! don't worry - all married couples do weird stuff.

Sarah @ 90 Percent Blonde... said...

We'll be sitting on the couch and all of a sudden Beau will try - try being the key word - to pick my nose... At least we aren't the only ones who do weird things!

Erin said...

lol- you guys are weird. Anddddd that's why I like you! We do weird stuff too, but suddenly I'm blanking on an example. Maybe we're just constantly weird so our whole life is an example?! OMG! ;)

anna.montana said...

We're not married, but my favorite game is to stick my finger in my boyfriend's ear and see how long it takes him to notice and react. SO AMUSING! He hates it. Oh well. He does the same thing to my belly button.
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Anonymous said...

Ahhhh so cute! =) I love when two people are that comfortable with each other.

Jenae Olay said...

Ha ha good stuff. I don't like my knee cap or belly button or finger nails to be touched by others. Drives me crazy! So my husband is always trying to touch them. But there's a part on his neck that when you grab it, he makes the strangest noise. I like to do it in public because he gets embarrassed by it ha ha.

Brittany Dawn said...

Hahaha you guys are too funny!

Angie said...

OMG that is too cute!!!

brittany kuhn said...

haha this just made me laugh! We all have weird games we play as couples, but yours might take a the prize lol...but hey you guys love eachother and that is all that matters (:

Haley W. said...

HAHA! That is beyond hilarious. So cute that you guys have little games like that!

marie said...

I have a feeling you two would never get bored. The real test is do you do this in public, I guess now you have.

Andrea @ Love is... said...

Ha, I love this!

frikken DUCKIE said...

This is hilarious! Fortunately I've never had Joey try to stick my nose into his...but sometimes he pretends to try to caress my hand with his face and then uses my fingernails to try and pick his nose for him. Gross, I know.

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Second Hand Rose said...

Aww bless that is so cute, yet weird at the same time! Men get amused by the weirdest things! XxxX http://thesecondhandrose.blogspot.co.uk/