Oh dear, Friday

Friday, March 2, 2012

Dear in-laws: Thanks for giving me this adorable framed picture of baby Grahm. Holy cute factor. Grahm kinda hates it, but I love having it around the apartment (for obvious reasons). It also makes me want to go to Burger King.


Dear random author: When I first saw this book in the writing/grammar section of Barnes and Noble, I thought it was just a clever title. Maybe the F word it spoke of was fiction? But no. You wrote an entire book on the etymology of the actual F word. Really? What kind of research does that involve? And do you really think the world needs to know this?


Dear Scale: Why can't we be friends? Seriously, my crotch biscuits are getting out of control. I know I step on you a lot, but can't we learn to just get along?

Dear Bandeaus: You are a whole new kind of freedom. I'm a little obsessed. Your "one size fits all" label gives me hope. As President of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, I'm grateful that big Betty down the street and I can finally wear the same size undergarments. That's one small step for women, one giant leap for Jena.


Dear Grahm: You left me today. At 5:15 this morning. Listening to your alarm go off six different times wasn't exactly the ideal wakeup call, but I still love you. You're headed back to Nevada for  eight days. My pity party has already commenced. It was, however, hilarious to watch you pack last night. Apparently the best system for filling a suitcase, according to you, is throwing everything you own on the floor for easy access. Hrmph. Guess I should go clean that up now...

20 comments:

Michelle P said...

I love that picture!

Emily Hope said...

Crotch biscuits! I just died. Please explain to me what a crotch biscuit is.

Elle said...

I am also curious as to what a crotch biscuit is. Too funny.
Sorry you're going to be husbandless for the next week :( I have been for the past five days--get to see him for two--and then gone for another five days. Booo for missing husbands!

Alyx said...

What in the world is a crotch biscuit? I'm so curious...

Karla said...

Itty-bitty- titty comittie you say?! Well I am vice president :( lol

Kristen Danielle said...

You're so cute, I can't stand it! :)

I need to try a Bandeau or however you spell it! I am not small chested (we can switch if ya want), so I wonder if these will look good on me? I have so many tops that are too revealing, so I can't wear them. :(

marie said...

What an adorable pic of your hubby. My MIL wasn't too keen on the camera so I have very few pics of my husband.

simply megan. said...

Haha that is a strange sounds book indeed...and love the burger king pic :p you should frame one of you from when you were younger and put them up

Alana Christine said...

Crotch biscuits?! bahahahahahahahahahahaha. Never heard that before! You are so adorable!

lori said...

that picture is so cute.

oh, and the "one size fits all" bandeaus do not work for everyone. but i am glad that you enjoy them!

signed,
big betty.

Ashley said...

hahahahahahaaaaa you kill me. I literally lol'd at this.

Miranda said...

what an adorable picture of him! love your letters :)

Jenna said...

What a sweet gift from the in-laws, your husband was such a cute baby!

Sorry he had to ditch you this weekend, but he'll be back safe and sound before you know it :)

xxx
Jenna

Kell said...

Bandeaus are heaven for my little girls. Heaven!

Second Hand Rose said...

Awww that's such a cute photo!! Great post and so funny! Just think for the next eight days you can watch whatever tv you want! XxxX
http://thesecondhandrose.blogspot.com/

the lovebirds said...

you are simply adorable! I am so happy your comment lead me to your cute blog. I am now wanting to stop by barnes and noble today- and find that book. How funny... and odd. ha! xo

Madeline Grace said...

I've been meaning to try a bandeaus! If you love them (I also am part of the same committee) I might have to go try them!

Kevin's alarm goes off on week days at 5:30, I feel your pain!

-Madeline Grace
Just Let the Sparrows Fly

stephanie said...

crotch biscuits?! I am DYING. and my husband does the same thing with the alarm- it makes me nuts! to the point we now keep it on my side of the bed and he gets one snooze after that I turn it off and he's on his own ;) I'm not very nice early in the morning haha

Britt @ The Magnolia Pair said...

You are so funny girl ! And you seriously always look cute when making silly faces, not fair, lol !
By the way, gave you a blog award girl :) You deserve it! Happy Happy Sunday!

The Presutti's said...

This post is so funny :)