iAwesome

Friday, December 2, 2011

We have a new addition to the Roach household, my friends.
I got the Iphone 4S! (You were thinking a puppy, weren't you?)

I instantly transformed to an iAwesome woman over night! I've never been this on top of things, technologically speaking. Basically, I have no idea how to work it or what any of the buttons mean. Siri and I are becoming fast friends though. Grahm and I (of course) asked her a bunch of ridiculous questions last night. We're easily entertained.

Me: "Siri, who's your baby mamma?"
Siri: "I'm not sure I have one."
Grahm: "Are you a girl? Do you have boobs?"
Siri: "I found 11 Strip clubs near you."

I'm not sure if I should be more concerned with the fact that my husband likes to ask my phone inappropriate questions or my proximity to dancing naked women.


I hope you're looking at my phone and not my Oompa Loompa hair.

We name everything over here. My car's name is Dink. Our Garmin GPS is Gary. So, of course, this white beauty needs a name! Any good ideas?

20 comments:

Leslie @ Body Won't Break said...

I think your hair is adorable. I got a little jealous because my hair is not yet long enough to wear the way you did. Can't wait until it is.

Also, I am jealous. I am so ready to turn in my HTC Inspire and get a new iPhone instead.

Kristen Danielle said...

Girl, you had me cracking up this entire post.

I'm sure you and your hubs will come up with a good name for your iPhone!

Xoxo,
Kristen

Rachel @the house redeemed said...

Jena- you are hysterical! I have a new 4s too! I feel so techy :)

Matt and Chelsea said...

Yay! I don't get mine until February when it's time to get a new one. My husbands whole family has them and I'm left with my stupid Android that seems totally lame now.

We do the same thing with Siri, pretty funny!

Oh and by the way, I try all the time to do messy buns and can't do them so I actually did look at your hair and...it's adorable! :)

Gig-ee said...

I don't even know what Siri is. I have a 3G. Love if!

Carly {xoxo teacherista} said...

Welcome to the iAwesome club! Isn't it the best? I used to watch those commercials that said, "If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have an iPhone" and I was always like well duh no I don't have one until I got one. Then I was like no you don't have an iPhone to anyone else who didn't have one. Our Garmin is Stella, but I haven't thought of a name for my phone yet. Why the name Raquel is coming to mind, I could not tell you, but why not throw it out there?

wanderingtracks said...

I want one SOOOO bad! But I always lose/break my phones so unless by some miracle my family decides I'm worthy of such a present on Christmas (HIGHLY UNLIKELY), I'll still be using my $19.99 pay-as-you go phone. Curses!

PS-I rock the oompa lumpa hair all the time...I've decided it's what winners do.

Nicole - Craft My Soul said...

"proximity to dancing naked women." What a HOOT! I love your posts so much! Thank you

Kim said...

Errr... If I were you I would totes make it my mission to check into all eleven strip clubs on 4square, hee.

Also, names... I just feel like it needs to be something like Pam or Gary, mainly because I couldn't imagine anyone with these names having an iPhone.

Kim said...

And that was supposed to be Barry, not Gary. See, the GPS name is so awesome that it sticks in my head and won't go away.

Stephen Carradini said...

Phil.

Amy said...

I'm glad you clarified who Siri is, I keep hearing about this name and have been so confused why Katie Holme's daughter has suddenly become even more popular!

I vote for Matilda

That Brunette One said...

I love your hair!.. Siri is hilarious some times!

Ashley said...

Haha you crack me up! I love iPhone! Maybe you should name it Snowball since it's white?

Emily said...

I love my iPhone — seriously not sure how I lived so long without it! I think "Irene" would be a good name. Yay for alliteration!

Christina said...

Ha! We named our GPS Suzie G.

Lauren said...

Oh welcome!!! This is such a cute post :) How about Snow? as in Snow White iphone 4s or Ilivia.... Like Olivia with an I... is that lame? I tried! hah! x

Blayne Royse said...

Congratulations!! Name it, Oompa...or Loompa..:)

Jamie said...

Yaaay!! That's exciting! =] Get Instagram and add me!! I'm @jamieurlacher.

ErikaAnn27 said...

I recently made the switch from my unreliable blackberry to the iPhone 4s as well!

http://confessionsofarecentcollegegraduate.blogspot.com/2011/11/iphone-switch.html

Too funny. Hope you're enjoying yours just as much as I am! Siri's helping to make the transition a little easier...

-Erika